Why do blondes suck in bed? I have fun hanging out with blondes. They're exciting, generally have fun personalities, and are (generally) outgoing. But when it comes to the sack, why do blondes usually lack skill? They just lay there, moan, and act like they're having fun.
Brunettes, on the other hand, are fun! They get into sex; generally willing to try new positions and new sex acts.
Is there a reason to this? |
You stereotype. The moment you think haircolor has anything to do with what people are like makes me convinced someone as stupid as yourself shouldn't be having sex with a girl in the first place. Which leads me to the conclusion you're making this up and you're actually an insecure virgin who doesn't have anyhing better to do than troll around in Y!A
Busted, attention seeker. |
Hey what would you think if: a woman started kissing and sucking on your eyelashes? I once went to a strip club in SF and had this white blonde woman from europe or russia who worked there as an exotic dancer give me a lapdance. she started sucking on my eyelashes. I was a bit puzzled by that so have you ever done that or have that happened to you? also, leave your general impression of the situation. |
| I am weirded out by saliva so I would definatly NOT enjoy that. I also think eyeballs are scary so I would never do that to someone else! I think that is pretty random & bizarre. maybe u have long sexy eyelashes? LoL |
Blondes suck! brunettes will rule da world? ok so a brunette and a blonde are on two diff. sides of a river
brunette to blonde: how do you get to the other side of the river?
blonde to brunette: you are on the other side!
guys date blondes but marry brunettes!!
one day brunettes will rule the world!
guys think blondes are hot but they think brunettes are sexy!
blondes may have more fun but, brunettes remember it the next day!! ;) O_o
it is better to be brunette we have beauty and brains!! |
Jeez why are people so touchy?! U can dye ur damn hair if u dont like what u were given.
Its just a joke. People make all sorts of jokes just learn to laugh along its not the end of the world if someone calls u a dumb blond.
And if it is really offensive. Then what goes around comes around. Some guy called me a retard and now hes going to a school thats unregistered and is for guys with mental disorders just let "insults" blow over u not into u. Who cares if somebody makes a joke theres jokes about EVERY kind of people. Learn to laugh. |
Why do people give uneducated blondes jobs? I'm not saying that blondes are all dumb, becuase I've met some bottle blondes that are really smart. But jesus, the blondes I've met are stupid, and then to be uneducated aswell??? Why give them a job. It's sad that our education system is full of all these dumb blonde teachers who are, I assume, hoping to strike it rich my sucking up the principal, or marrying some doctor. Stop giving jobs to dumb blondes!!!! |
| How would you feel is someone stared at you and then asked a friend, "When will people stop giving jobs to big nosed, ethnic looking females?" You can't control your hair color. Get a clue and get back to work yourself. |
My little sister is 11 and she wont stop sucking her thumb! She also never brushes her teeth, how can i help? She is 11, years of age, blonde hair, blue eyes, loves spicy stuff, but not too spicy, and loves to shop and entertain. also her favorite sports are...
baton, tumbeling/cheerleading, and football. |
She is addicted to thumb-sucking and you can't make her stop it, this is something she will do on her own eventually. I was a thumb-sucker and I forced myself to quit at around the age of 12 because I felt embarrassed by it. Thumb-sucking didn't harm my teeth.
You aren't responsible for making her brush her teeth either, this is something your parents should be concerned about.
My advice is to do nothing. Don't nag her, and don't make her feel guilty. |
Who is the cartoon character that in one episode fights backbone sucking leeches? hes from maybe the 90s or early 2000s and i think i remember him being big and blonde but hes NOT Johnny Bravo. this has bugged me foreverrrrr HELP |
| Your probably thinking of the Ripping Friends they fought leeches, water sucking gum, that one lemon dude and some other weird things. |
Why do people pick on Blondes? I'm a natural blonde with blue eyes and i hate it, everyone talks to me like i'm a retard :(. I'll admit i'm not that smart with school and if i ask someone or a teacher for help, people usually say "Your a typical blonde" or some stupid blonde joke and call me dumb. I know a few Brunettes who are dumber then me but they don't get labelled as either 'dumb' or 'stupid'. Lifes not fair, it's like everyone judges me before they even talk to me. To make things worse for me i broke my nose when i was 13 playing Netball, i had to get surgery because i was having trouble breathing and everyone like knows about that. So people call me 'Barbie' alot and it annoys me to death, i don't even wear alot of make up. For some reason people think i am slutty aswell and i'm still a virgin and i don't wear slutty clothes either. So pretty much people think i'm Fake, Dumb and a **** so guys always hit on me or grab my *** thinking ill sleep with them, which i usually tell them to F*ck off. It makes me feel upset the way alot of people feel about me because i'm a blonde, life sucks.
Before you mention it i don't want to change my hair! Although people Label me for it i like how i look. Also i'm 17. |
It's good that you like how you look! It's true that a lot of blondes get treated like they're stupid, but don't worry. Also, if guys ever say dumb blonde jokes to you tell think this joke:
(Though it's offensive to blondes, it's more offensive to men) There are three blondes who found a genie on a beach, each one only got one wish, the first blonde said that she didn't like being called stupid or being dumb so she wished to be a little bit smarter, the next day she woke up as a brunette. The second girl wished that she was also smarter, so the next day she woke up as a red head. The last blonde told the genie she liked being blonde because since she was "dumb" people waited on her hand and foot a lot, so she wished to be a little dumber, then the next day she woke up as a man.
Lol ok, sorry for the long post, I hope that joke made you smile at least! Just keep living how you are, stay a virgin and stay pure and continue to tell the guys to **** off, you sound amazing and smart too!! |
Why do people pick on blondes? I'm a natural blonde with blue eyes and i hate it, everyone talks to me like i'm a retard :(. I'll admit i'm not that smart with school and if i ask someone or a teacher for help, people usually say "Your a typical blonde" or some stupid blonde joke and call me dumb. I know a few Brunettes who are dumber then me but they don't get labelled as either 'dumb' or 'stupid'. Lifes not fair, it's like everyone judges me before they even talk to me. To make things worse for me i broke my nose when i was 13 playing Netball, i had to get surgery because i was having trouble breathing and everyone like knows about that. So people call me 'Barbie' alot and it annoys me to death, i don't even wear alot of make up. For some reason people think i am slutty aswell and i'm still a virgin and i don't wear slutty clothes either. So pretty much people think i'm Fake, Dumb and a **** so guys always hit on me or grab my *** thinking ill sleep with them, which i usually tell them to F*ck off. It makes me feel upset the way alot of people feel about me because i'm a blonde, life sucks.
Before you mention it i don't want to change my hair! Although people Label me for it i like how i look. Also i'm 17. |
I have totally the same issue!
i'm a natural blonde with blue eyes, however i am actually really clever but i'm just 'slow' and 'dippy' as my teacher describes me but it just really does my head in when if i don't understand something or i don't get a joke they all look down their noses at me and tut.."stupid blonde" and they say it's just typical and people judge me and assume i'm thick before they even know me..
i also get called a slag a lot as well, it's just because i'm blonde people assume i'm a slag, wtf?!
It's just stereotypical, no matter how much it annoys you, you have to rise above it. Why does it matter that your blonde? The people calling you need to get a grip and sort themselves out before judging others for no reason. Don't worry, you should love that your a natural blonde! you don't get many :) |
Do guys still like blondes? It was always said that blondes always get all the guys. But there have been a few questions : Blondes or Brunettes?
Most of the GUYS answered brunette. I know there are still guys who like blondes, but most of them seem to like brunettes. If your a brunette don't say, "because we rock, or because blondes and redheads suck." I want good answers. |
Well, if most of the guys answered brunette, then it would seem they like brunettes better.
Personally, I don't think it matters too much. If a girl is cute with a good personality guys don't seem to really care either way.
But then again, I'm just a girl |
What do blondes and tornadoes have in common? First there is loads of sucking and blowing, then you lose your house |
| lol gd one mate |